John Ratzenberger Eliminated From Dancing with the Stars

In a pretty anticlimactic episode of Dancing with the Stars, John Ratzenberger and Billy Ray Cyrus found themselves in the Bottom 2, with the erstwhile Cliff Clavin gettin' the boot.

And there was Meat Loaf. Lots of Meat Loaf.

And also some pointless "commentaries" that I can't really recap, because they were going by really fast with squggly lines on my screen. Oh whoops, did I hit the fast forward button?

I did watch the kids. Cute. And a bit creepy.

But yeah, John's gone. He was charming, but I can't say I'll miss him. If I do, I'll solace myself with Apolo. Mmmm, bring me on some more Apolo!