Heather Mills Disabled From The Competition

In yet another bloated Dancing with the Stars results show, there were very few highlights, and many more questions. Among the more pressing inquiries:

-Despite how adorable Julianne's brother is, is it not a bit creepy to see a brother and sister do a sexy Latin dance together?

-How lame was it to see the Dreamgirls dancers lip synching? I mean, really? And are we supposed to believe it is a coincidence that the dancers were featured on the show the same week the DVD is released?

-Could those Jimmy Kimmel sketches be any more annoying?

-Is the clip package about how "goofy" the contestants are during rehearsals the most pointless film clip of the season thus far? (This one I'm going to answer -- yes!)

As for the elimination, it is a bit of a disappointment to see Heather go -- she really was an inspiration, and her pluck and determination were fun to watch. And who really wants to see John Ratzenberger perform again? Not I, said the fly.

Ah well.