Thursday, January 10, 2008

Amber Valetta Alert: Christian Has Lost His Mojo on Project Runway!

Put out an Amber Valetta Alert: Christian has lost his mojo!

Oh-so narrowly avoiding elimination this week, the always entertaining Project Runway munchkin was decidely un-witty this week, uttering nary a bitchy bon mot throughout the entire episode. He met his match in aspiring designer/total diva Maddie, and instead of rising to the challenge, he backed away with a whimper. Is it shocking that Christian hates the prom and thinks its tacky? Absolutely not. But where's the fighting spirit? I'm disappointed, Christian.

Luckily for him, Kevin produced an even uglier dress (and it was red!) and was as such eliminated. It's a shame he got the boot while trainwrecks Sweet P, Ricky and Victorya are around, but he wasn't gonna win the thing, so, really what use do we have for you?

Here are some other shocking and not-so-shocking things about the prom dress challenge:

PLEASANTLY SHOCKING: The schoolgirls get to choose which designer they want to work with. Love it!

UNPLEASANTLY SHOCKING: Kevin and Christian's high school picture. Yikes!

COULDN"T BE LESS SHOCKING: Ricky tears up when talking about the "doors that could open" if he wins Project Runway. Let's not get too far ahead of ourselves, buddy.

TOTALLY SHOCKING: Chris' fabulously classy dress. Who knew?

JAW-DROPPINGLY SHOCKING: Rami didn't produce a beautiful dress, and then had the nerve to get lippy with the judges. He's lucky he had immunity this week, considering there were no total trainwrecks. Did he just lose his frontrunner status?

SHOCKING: Sweet P was confident and happy, as opposed to weepy and self-doubting. It worked -- she was one of the top designs of the week!

EVEN MORE SHOCKING: The judges liked Victorya's dress enough to give her the win and the immunity that goes along with it. Is it just me, or were those rhinestones at the top just trashy?

NOT SHOCKING AT ALL: The judges did not like Ricky's dress. And who could blame them? That color was terrible, and the execution was totally sloppy!

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